The Introduction

I find it rather difficult to do an introduction of myself without questions to answer, so, I borrowed the first ten questions from "Inside the Actor's Studio," the rest are from the "Proust" questionnaire.

What is your favorite word? Yes.
What is your least favorite word? N*gga.
What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally? Honesty.
What turns you off creatively, spiritually or emotionally? Fake people.
What sound or noise do you love? Steel pan.
What sound or noise do you hate? Children whining.
What is your favorite curse word? F*ck!
What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Radio D.J.
What profession would you not like to do? Embalmer.
If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? "This way to the beach!"
Favorite virtues in a man? Honesty. Loyalty. Generosity. Humor.
What you appreciate the most in your friends. They tell it like it is.
Main fault. Too trusting.
Idea of happiness. To have everything you need, and a few of the things you want.
Where would you like to live? On my own private island in the Caribbean.
Your favorite food? Don't have one in particular.
Favorite drink? Grey Goose or Belvedere & Ocean Spray Cranapple Juice
Natural talent I’d like to be gifted with? To be able to play an instrument.
How I wish to die? Peacefully, without pain and fulfilled.
Present state of mind? Anxious and bored.
Your favorite motto? One monkey don’t stop no show!

My own questions:
Marital Status: Single, never married.
No. of children: 1 - Female
Favorite color: Purple
Level of Education: Graduate student seeking MBA, with emphasis on Int'l. Business
Pets: None at the moment. Thinking about getting 2 kittens.
Most of my friends think I: work too much, shouldn't vacation/travel alone, am crazy (in a good way).
If I won the lotto: I would donate some portion to a reputable, global agency that serves children all over the world, purchase and furnish a home for myself and my daughter (two separate homes, that is!), purchase the vehicle of her choice for her, purchase myself a luxury auto and an SUV (all hybrids), plan an extravagant vacation (spa, shopping & sightseeing oriented), purchase and furnish a vacation home somewhere in the Caribbean, Am I broke, yet?